i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
My work scheduling me for 5 days out of 7 a thot gotta sleep !
I’m applying at Ulta and they said they do drug testing well
when you at a family event and somebody say ‘all the boys gone be chasing after you’
do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”
When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.